Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Anyone want to buy a house?



  1. Dude are you really going to France?


  2. You move here, I'll move there.

  3. i surely am going to france... a.s.a fucking p...

    so anyone wanna buy it??

  4. hm, looks like a nice place, just a bit out of my price range, darn.

    So, if you move to France you'll be even closer to me then you are now! heehee

  5. Knock three zeroes off and I’ll take it off your hands.

    I’ve mentioned to you that my brother lives not far away… I can now see it’s only about 20km: he lives in Tonbridge (though thanks to the social phobia I only visited him once). As a secondary school teacher your place is a bit out of his league though.

    Incidentally, I’m reassured to see in the blurb that it was designed by an architect. You’d be amazed how many are designed by dental hygienists or Turkish drug dealers.

    And I can’t believe I’ve only just noticed that you have the same name as the corrupt, ruthless, evil mastermind in the film Robocop: Dick Jones, Vice President of Omni Consumer Products. He has some of the best lines of the film, notably:

    I had a guarantee military sale with ED 209. Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not? Anyway, before I become maudlin, I shall wish you good luck in your planned move. I shall send you flowers.

  6. Do the wife and/or kids come with the place?

  7. marcel is included in the price... tino can be negotiated... the wife i'm afraid has to come with me... she's beyond value

  8. Let me guess...she can get a golf ball through a garden hose without using an air compressor?