wake up... it's chilly, chillier than it should be... go to the bathroom, radiator not on... hmmm... check the boiler.. it's out... no shower... can't restart it... bugger... dog poos on kitchen floor while i'm fucking about with it... it's just about 0 degrees outside... so i freeze my nuts off on the way to work...
and it's fucking tuesday... all tuesdays suck anyway (except the pillowy kind) and this one got off to such a bad start that it has the potential to suck more than most... haven't spoken to the wife yet, she must be well thrilled!
i am going to the dark side today i fear
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DB! Come to the light!!
ReplyDeleteI get to drive on snow this morning. Yay.
Just remember: it could have been worse. Your house wasn’t destroyed by a freak tidal wave, was it? Your bike didn’t explode? You must learn to thank God for the blessings he has granted you.
ReplyDeleteId send you some Florida sunshine and warmth but I don't think it would reach you in time to make a difference.
ReplyDeleteThanks to the Gulf Stream, Andi, all your Florida sunshine and warmth is on its way to Dickbar. He'll see it sometime in late February or March, after it's fucked around in Iceland for a while first.
ReplyDeleteMy tuesday is sucking out loud....
ReplyDeletewow.. cheer up sexy..
ReplyDeletewould a pic of my nipples help?
Only I can drag you from the despair of your Tuesday. I shall grant you a warm, arid Tuesday in Greece and all the Mediterranean food and wine you can stand.
ReplyDeleteI woke up this morning and the space heater we use for our room broke in the middle of the night. COINCIDENCE?
yeah, well ... you think your commute was bad. i had to deal with a two-cat pile-up in the doorway between the bedroom and my desk. :P
ReplyDeleteSo this is where the geezer wound up?
ReplyDeleteI too have a case of the arctics that only exposure to snow nipples can cure.
Did you freeze to death?
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